Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called Karaoke Night at The Uptown. Why should you wait any longer? Take a chance, it could only make you stronger. It's your time. Your clothes, your hair, we don't care. It's all about being there.
Everybody's going to The Uptown, that's where I want to be. The Uptown, set your mind free. Karaoke Night at The Uptown, got my body hot. Get down to The Uptown… okay I'll stop.
Karaoke Night at The Uptown. Every Wednesday at 9PM, right after Moonlight Comedy. No Cover | 21+ | Wheelchair Accessible
Bring your friends and come make new ones. It won't be the same without you.